2025 Regular Season - Week 11
WHO HAS PAID
Commissioner Stalin
Boof
The Sneaky Greek
The Kosher Nostra
WHO HASN’T PAID
Q
Sloppy Joe
HI-Life Ganja Farmers
The Law Firm
The Toll Booth
Coach Rubs
PAY YOUR DUES PEASANTS!!
Week 11 Recap
The Law Firm v. The Kosher Nostra - A brutally boring North Division matchup ended in the Kosher Nostra getting a low scoring victory, scoring just 163 points on the week but playing the Law Firm whose team is just terrible. This game featured most of the Philadelphia Eagles offense so not many points were scored as they played a terribly boring game against the Lions, but Mike loves the Eagles so much so we have to highlight it every time. Mike’s most consistent scorers were his special teams players, with 20 points combined in the lucky win to get to 8-3 and continue sitting atop the North Division. The Law Firm takes the L and is 3-8 and hoping to not join Boof downstairs. Speaking of…
Boof v. The Sneaky Greek - Zack got 37 points out of his LBs and a 21 point game from Jacoby “I’m Gonna Look At It” Brisket to get another big victory and another 200 point game to crush Brock’s hopes and dreams in the worst title defense season we’ve seen in a while. Brock tried his best this week, putting up a Joe-like 168 points that featured 30 points from Bryce Young somehow as Brock continues to roll out the funniest lineups we’ve seen in a minute. Emari Demercado was not the answer as his 3 points weren’t enough to give Boof a win here, which was absolutely needed as he is now 2-9 and living alone in the basement ready to pay to ship the trophy. Zack is somehow 10-1 and leading the league with the win. So sketchy
Coach Rubs v. Sloppy Joe - Miraculously, both Joe AND Logan set lineups, but somehow both still scored less than 175 points. Outside of an expected big game from Bijan, Logan’s team didn’t show up at all despite him actually starting a lineup for the first time in weeks as a 3.1 point score from Justin Herbert led the Knuckle Boys to a really good 153 point game. It wasn’t enough to beat AutoJoe, who reverted back to his expected wheelhouse and put up an insanely average 172 points in a bizarre victory. The win puts Joe firmly in wild card position with a 6-5 record, while Logan is now 3-8 and once again headed towards trophy shipping
Commissioner Stalin v. Q - Q continued his strategy of not starting lineups and continued losing, with a really solid 128 point outing against Commissioner Stalin in a game that would’ve seen Q get closer to clinching a playoff position had he won. Two injured guys and an RB spot that’s straight up empty are not the way to beat a Soviet squad featuring 51 points combined from Trey McBride and Tetairoa McMillan and 25 points from the DL position. Maybe Q will start trying, but in the meantime the win keeps bleak Soviet hope alive as they now sit at 3-8 while Q falls to 5-6 with the loss
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
The Toll Booth v. HI-Life Ganja Farmers - Welp this wasn’t close at all. Nikki started a full lineup but managed just 132 points, with only 5 players in the lineup reaching double digits at all and none of them breaking 20. Djavan, meanwhile, got 42 points from Josh Allen alone in an absurd game featuring 3 passing and 3 rushing touchdowns to lead the Ganja Farmers to a big 194 point outing. Djavan also got 29 points from his lineman in Myles Garrett and Maxx Crosby and 25 points from his LBs in the victory to get a key H2H tiebreaker over Nikki. The Brits are now 7-4 as Djavan moves to 8-3
Bold Play of the Week presented by Markal Lumber Crayon
Q wins the Bold Play Award for starting -checks notes- nobody at RB. He lost
Scoop of the Week presented by Tostitos Scoops
Brock wins the Scoop Award for picking up Pats kicker Andy Borregales, because we gotta give him something this year right?
YOU BLEW IT Player of the Week presented by Adam Sandler
Q gets a 3-peat here for once again not a setting lineup
.Week 12 preview
HI-Life Ganja Farmers v. Boof - Djavan comes into this matchup two games behind Zack in the East Division but firmly in hold of a wild card spot with an 8-3 record and the 2nd most points scored of any team this season. Brock is 2-9 and is just happy to be here. That sets a rough scene for this game, but it’s actually projected to be a close one after Brock got a big game out of Will Anderson on an actually solid TNF game between the Texans and Bills. Djavan had Josh Allen in that game, who put up his worst outing of the season to make this a sketchy battle for Djavan. Hopefully they tie
The Law Firm v. Commissioner Stalin - A big TNF boot battle between Prater and Fairbairn kicked us off in Gravy Bowl Round 2 for 2025, and it’s one that actually is huge despite both teams being terrible. Both the Law Firm & Commissioner Stalin come in at 3-8 but somehow alive for the playoffs, with a win absolutely necessary for both teams to stay alive. Stalin is currently projected to win a tight battle, so look for a Wednesday night stat correction to give the Law Firm a dub just like the first matchup between these teams this season
Q v. Coach Rubs - The real story here in this game is that BOTH Logan and Q set lineups this week! Hooray! It’s literally a single button! We did it!
Sloppy Joe v. The Sneaky Greek - Zack comes in rolling with the most points scored and an 11 game win streak after losing his opening game to Djavan way back in week one, but this game he’s actually projected to lose against a Sloppy Joe squad that nobody can figure out this season. Joe got a huge game from James Cook on TNF and a good performance out of DL Danielle Hunter as well to give him a good head start, but Zack is still projected to score just under 200 points so anything can happen in this game. Joe needs to win to maintain wild card position, but this is a tough test against the league’s best team despite his projected high score
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
The Kosher Nostra v. The Toll Booth - A big battle here to take control of the North Division between Mike and Nikki, with Mike currently a game up at 8-4 and holding the win against Nikki earlier this season that gives him that one game advantage. If Mike wins this he’ll have a good hold on the North Division with a two game lead and the H2H tiebreaker in two, so this game is essentially to give the Kosher Nostra another division title. He needs his favorite team, the Philadelphia Eagles, to perform well against the Cowboys today for that to happen, but the Cowboys are just so bad man so it’s likely