2025 Regular Season - Week 2
WHO HAS PAID
Commissioner Stalin
Boof
The Sneaky Greek
WHO HASN’T PAID
Q
Sloppy Joe
HI-Life Ganja Farmers
The Law Firm
The Toll Booth
Coach Rubs
The Kosher Nostra
PAY YOUR DUES PEASANTS!!
Week 2 Recap
The Kosher Nostra v. Q - Q got 65 points combined from Ja’Marr and Amon-Ra, but it wasn’t enough to defeat Mike and the Tucker Kraft experience en route to a tough divisional loss and another close and lucky win by Mike. Both Mike and Q are 1-1
The Law Firm v. The Toll Booth - Any, Esq. once again put up an average point total, but this time he snuck away with a victory on a mistrial as Nikki STARTED AN INJURED PLAYER IT’S FKN WEEK 2 ARE WE SERIOUS both teams are now 1-1
Commissioner Stalin v. HI-Life Ganja Farmers - The Soviets went into doubleheader MNF needing like 15 points combined from Ashton Jeanty (pick 1.10) and Jordan Mason, but they could only muster up a solid 11 and Stalin loses again and sits at 0-2. Djavan is the 3rd lowest scoring team in the league through 2 weeks, but is also the only team that’s 2-0. Incredible stuff
The Sneaky Greek v. Boof - Another lucky Javonte Williams performance sees Zack put up what will undoubtedly be his best score of the season because his team is so bad. Brock managed to get 35 points out of his LBs and dropped 202 points, but ultimately loses as both Zack and Brock are 1-1
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
Sloppy Joe v. Coach Rubs - No clue why this was the GOTW but it turned out to be good. AutoJoe set a lineup this week which is key and he somehow broke out of his Average Joe scoring median, but just like always when his team goes off, the guy he plays goes off more. Logan’s team is so bad man. He’s just so lucky it’s incredible. What is he doing? He got 23 points from his kicker, which is silly, and Rome Odunze carrying your team? Give me a break. Both Logan and Joe are 1-1, but Logan’s team is so much worse man
Bold Play of the Week presented by Markal Lumber Crayon
Nikki wins the week 2 Bold Play Award for starting an injured DB in week 2, which is truly incredible, in a loss by 8 points. Love it
Scoop of the Week presented by Tostitos Scoops
In a rare Scoop win for a losing squad, Sloppy Joe made a last minute pickup of Russell Wilson, who proceeded to drop 30 points on Coach Rubs, but Logan’s terrible team got super lucky and Joe lost anyway
YOU BLEW IT Player of the Week presented by Adam Sandler
Nikki. Week 2, starting injured guys already.
.Week 3 preview
Q. v. Commissioner Stalin - Stalin comes in as the only 0-2 team and this is projected to essentially be a tie. Get ready for a Soviet collapse and for Q to score 165 and win
The Sneaky Greek v. Sloppy Joe - Joe managed to get a full lineup in, which is all we can really ask for, so he should have an easy win this week against Zack’s terrible team. Terrible towels are called that for a reason. Idiots
The Toll Booth v. Coach Rubs - Nikki also set a lineup this week! Hooray! She’ll easily win, because Logan’s team is so bad, man. Tyler Warren? Literally who is that. Patrick Mahomes? So washed. TWO Chicago Bear WRs? Who are you, Joe? Give me a break
The Kosher Nostra v. The Law Firm - Idk man we all know Mike is gonna win by like 2.5 on some random touchdown to someone random.
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
Boof v. HI-Life Ganja Farmers - This is only the GOTW because Djavan is our only 2-0 team left. Can he hold off the black hole of Boof? They’re both projected for 190+ as of the 1PM games so this should be a good one. This game will likely come down to MNF as both teams have some IDPs going, but this game will likely come down to Tyler Loop, the Baltimore kicker. You heard it here first