2025 Regular Season - Week 6
WHO HAS PAID
Commissioner Stalin
Boof
The Sneaky Greek
The Kosher Nostra
WHO HASN’T PAID
Q
Sloppy Joe
HI-Life Ganja Farmers
The Law Firm
The Toll Booth
Coach Rubs
PAY YOUR DUES PEASANTS!!
Week 6 Recap
Boof v. The Toll Booth - Poor games from Tua and Courtland Sutton didn’t phase Nikki, who got 17 out of Chiefs safety Chamarri Conner and huge games from Drake London and De’Von Achane to propel her to a big win against Boof. Brock’s best performance was a 21 point outing from TE Dallas Goedert, which is not usually a recipe to win, but he also started two Jets and Michael Carter at RB so it wasn’t looking good from the get go. Brock has been devastated by injuries this year, and his bench sports a plethora of names including Roquan Smith, Chuba Hubbard, and Brock Bowers, but alas none of them played and Brock couldn’t manage his way out of it. The loss puts Boof at 1-5 on the year as Nikki moves to 4-2 with the win
HI-Life Ganja Farmers v. The Law Firm - Another big Rico Dowdle game gave the Ganja Farmers a low scoring victory over a struggling Law Firm squad that couldn’t get enough out of Drake Maye and Dak Prescott to pull it out. Djavan was fully reliant on Jonathan Taylor and Rico Dowdle, with the rest of his offense scoring in single digits featuring a solid 4 point game out of Justin Fields. Anthony started someone named Mason Taylor at TE, who expectedly put up 0.7 points, and one of his leading scorers was LB Robert Spillane because he loves IDP. Djavan is now 5-1 and atop the East, while Anthony is 2-4 and looking to stay alive
Sloppy Joe v. The Kosher Nostra - Joe started Brock Purdy, who didn’t start, which is good. He also got a bagel from his punter, Kai Kroeger, who did play but actually put up a real life bagel in the Saints loss. Speaking of bagels, Big Mike had a decent enough week with a big game from JSN and another solid outing from his own beloved Eagle Jalen ‘Lox’ Hurts in addition to an outstanding 17 point outing from kicker Eddie Piñeiro, who wasn’t on an NFL roster to open the season. Either way, it was enough for Mike to beat a team that didn’t set a lineup and move to 4-2 on the season, while AutoJoe is still 3-3 despite not setting lineups usually ever
Coach Rubs v. Commissioner Stalin - The Soviets finally put together a solid week and a real score, but they obviously played the highest scoring team of the week in Coach Rubs, who remembered to set a lineup just before the 1 PM kickoff and was rewarded with breaking the 200 point plateau. He was helped by a 30 point outing from Cam Skattebo on TNF, and even more 30 point outings from Mahomes and Bijan on primetime football to close out the week, but let’s be real the 30 points from Skattebo on TNF in the flex position when Logan clearly forgot he was even in the lineup is what really did it for him. The Soviets got a really solid 3.6 points from Quinshon Judkins in the loss and fall to 0-6 while Coach Rubs is now 2-4
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
The Sneaky Greek v. Q - The Greeks made a statement this week, with his linebackers and Jacoby Brissett leading the way to another 190 point week in a huge victory in the week 6 GOTW against Q. Ja’Marr Chase was the only notable performance for Q this week, who put up a mediocre showing in our primetime game in what turns out to be a rough loss. Realistically it was just poor management with studs like Wan’Dale Robinson (17 points) and Zimbabwean linebacker Nate Landman (also 17 points) on the bench, but who’s counting. A huge game from George Pickens and another 14 from his own Stiller Chris Boswell gave Zack the victory as he advances to 5-1, sending Q down to 4-2 in the process in the Cowboys Suck game of the week
Bold Play of the Week presented by Markal Lumber Crayon
The Sneaky Greek wins the week 6 Bold Play Award for his spot start of QB Jacoby Brissett, who filled in for an injured Kyler Murray for the Arizona Cardinals and put up a 19.9 score for Zack in a big win against Q in the CSFFL Game of the Week
Scoop of the Week presented by Tostitos Scoops
Big Mike wins the week 6 Scoop Award for his pickup of kicker Eddie Piñeiro. Piñeiro proceeded to drop 17 en route to a big win over AutoJoe, who started an injured quarterback
YOU BLEW IT Player of the Week presented by Adam Sandler
The You Blew It Award for week 6 goes to Brock’s two Jets, Breece Hall and Garrett Wilson. Wilson got hurt, so that’s not really fair, but fuck it we’ll do it live. The two Jets combined for less than 9 total points in a rough loss to Nikki to give Brock his 5th loss in 6 games in the ultimate championship hangover
.Week 7 preview
The Kosher Nostra v. HI-Life Ganja Farmers - Aaron Rodgers’ 21 points on TNF put Mike out to a nice lead on 5-1 Djavan, but we’ll see if Tony Pollard and Matthew Golden can manage to do anything. Both teams feature Vikings WRs in what should be the Carson Wentz revenge game against Philly, but the real story here is Djavan’s quarterback room. The Ganja Farmers are 5-1 and sitting atop the East Division while rolling out Justin Fields and Michael Penix Jr. at quarterback. What is happening
Q v. Sloppy Joe - This game between Joe and Q featured both Bengal WRs on TNF, but it was Q who had Ja’Marr Chase and his 30 absurd points from FlaccDaddy. AutoJoe is actually rolling out Dylan Gabriel this week, who will probably lose points, and Q is starting Kareem Hunt as if he knows something. AutoJoe has battled to 3-3 after yet another autopick draft, and Q is looking to keep rolling and grab hold of the North Division with another win this week as he’s projected for 200 points. Doubt it
Commissioner Stalin v. Boof - We get the Battle for Trophy Shipping this week between Stalin and Boof, two of the worst teams in the league with one combined win between them. On one hand we have the Soviets, who are reliant on the Jaguars (currently getting shut out in London) and a Browns RB named Quinshon Judkins, and on the other we have a Rock Pokemon squad led by Michael Carter and Jaylin Lane. Look for defense and special teams to win this game for Brock after a Wednesday night stat correction
The Law Firm v. Coach Rubs - Logan’s team is so bad, man. Will he even set a lineup? He’s currently got 2 guys on a bye in his starting lineup, but his punter is getting a lot of work in this Jaguars game that is the worst game we’ve seen in a while. Anthony is reliant on his favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys, with Dak and CD leading the way for the Firm, while Logan is rolling out Cam Skattebo in the flex again after riding him to a big win last week. Coach Rubs gonna squeak out a lucky W for sure
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
The Toll Booth v. The Sneaky Greek - Our Popeye’s Chicken GOTW for week 7 features two winning squads in Zack and Nikki, and it’s projected to be a high scoring battle that will go down to the wire with both teams having a QB playing on MNF in Jared Goff and Baker. Nikki is banking on the Dolphins offense with Tua and Achane in what is supposed to be brutal weather in Cleveland, while Zack is somehow 5-1 with Carson Wentz rolling out at QB. Nikki got off to a hot start with Jaylen Warren’s 17.8 points on TNF and is sure to beat Zack, whose team is simply so bad