2026 Regular Season - Week 6
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Zack
Who has NOT paid:
THE REST OF YOU
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Week 5 recap
Power of the Pussy vs. The Kosher Nostra - Cheese curds vs. Cottage Cheese. Just like a battle for the actual food, Nikki takes a brutal divisional L here despite putting up almost 190 points and Mike having both Kenneth Walker and Patty Mahomes on bye. Jared Goff and Davante Adams combined for almost 50 points for the Brits to lead the charge, but they couldn’t put up enough to keep up with Team Wisconsin. Mike dropped 200 again behind Puka and Christian Watson to pull off another win and move to 5-0, dropping Nikki to 0-5 in the process.
Soviet Union vs. Magicman and El Deablo - In a remarkable finish, the Soviets somehow found a way to drop 200 points even though quarterback Tyler Shough decided to drop a bagel despite playing the full game, with a really solid 96 passing yards on the day. Luckily, Drake Maye saved the day with 38 points of his own to lead the game. Q had a decent score of 169 (nice) behind two big receiving games, with Parker Washington and Isaiah Likely combining for 55 points. Alas, it wasn’t enough as Q falls to 32 with the Soviets moving to 2-3 with the win
Sloppy Joe vs. Mooseknuckle - HA! Logan’s team is so bad man. The Cam Ward-Carnell Tate stack is so good. Joe won by 46 lmao and is now 5-0 while Logan is 0-5
HI-Life Ganja Farmers vs. ELEFTHERIOS the Conquerer - The Greeks finally pulled out a win here despite another pretty close game, with Staffy and Jahmyr Gibbs leading the way for Zack in a divisional win to get back on track. The Ganja Farmers put up a good fight behind Famous Jameis and MarShawn Lloyd (who??), but it wasn’t enough to top the Greeks and take a tough loss in the middle of the season. Both Zack and Djavan are now 2-3
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
Cooper DePeen vs. Rich NaNnon - The Battle of Taunton Trace lived up to its billing, as both Any and Boof dropped over 200 points in a high flying neighborhood brawl. Despite big games peppered throughout the scoresheet on both rosters here, including a 33 point game from Jaylen Warren and 31 points from Jalen Daniels, it was actually special teams that made the difference here. Anthony’s kicker Harrison Mevis played so bad he got cut, and he and his punter combined for 4 total points. Brock, meanwhile, saw Broncos punter Jeremy Crawshaw and Colts kicker Spencer Shrader combined for an absurd 28 points led by Shrader’s 19, a 24 point swing in the game on special teams. Brock won by 15 to move to 4-1, dropping Ant to 2-3 in the process
Bold Play of the Week presented by Markal Lumber Crayon
The Bold Play Award goes to Q in a losing effort for starting two - count ‘em, TWO - Browns. He lost!
Scoop of the Week presented by Tostitos Scoops
The Scoop of Week 5 goes to Djavan, who also lost, but Jameis Winston dropped 25 in the losing effort to give Djavan his highest point total of the week
YOU BLEW IT Player of the Week presented by Adam Sandler
Logan’s whole team wins this award again, 150 is just incredible
.Week 6 preview
Sloppy Joe vs. Power of the Pussy - Nikki is grasping at straws here, sitting at 0-5 and just hoping for not trophy shipping. Joe? He’s undefeated. Ya.
HI-Life Ganja Farmers vs. Cooper DePeen - The Law Firm faces the Ganja Farmers, who have 3 guys on a bye and 1 on IR in the starting lineup. Good
Mooseknuckle vs. Soviet Union - This is such an obvious Logan win I won’t even bother
ELEFTHERIOS the Conquerer vs. Magicman and El Deablo - Zack has to feel good coming off of a win, but Q is one of the better teams this season and will likely win a high scoring tight game, Zack’s favorite to lose
Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuits Game of the Week MMMMM GOOOOD
Rich NaNnon vs. The Kosher Nostra - A great battle here between 4-1 and 5-0, with Boof and Big Mike squaring off for the only time this season in a game that could have big seeding implications down the road. Brock is peppered with byes, and Mike is historically lucky, so look for another Wisconsin win here